Meet Eddie. 23 years old. Fed up with life and
Song lyrics Guilty Conscience (Radio Edit) from The Slim Shady LP album.
the way things are going, he decides to rob a
liquor store. But on his way in, he has a sudden
change of heart. And suddenly, his conscience
comes into play...
Dre: Alright, stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk in the door
This liquor store and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence...(Who are you?)
I'm your motherfuckin' conscience
Slim: That's nonsense. Go in gather the money
And run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow her Prom dress and one of her blond wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave ya legs
With Renee's razor blades
Dre: Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns
Em: F*** dat! Do that s***! Hit That Sh**!
Can you afford to blow this hit? Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that Chick?
Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?
Dre: Man don't do it. It's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!)
Not over this hit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit! (I will!)
Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you
Em: You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude...
Meet Stan. 21 years old. After meeting a young girl
at a rave party, things start getting hot and heavy in
an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his conscience
comes into play...
Slim: Now listen to me, while you're kissin' her cheek
Smearin' her lipstick, slip this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little Chicken's earlobe...
Dre: Yo! This girl's only 15 years old
How Could you take advantage of her, She's passed out!
Slim:just cut these lights out, that's how!
Now Pick her up, and get her off Brad's couch
And Leave her on the front porch, at her mom and dad's house
Dre: Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie "KIDS?"
Em: No, but I seen a porno with Son Doobiest!
Dre: She's gonna' get hauled off to jail...
Em: Man, f*** that, hit Doorbell and bail...
Meet Grady. A 29 year old construction worker. After
coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the
door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed
with another man.
Dre: Alright calm down, relax, start breathin...
Em: START BREATHIN'! YOU JUST CAUGHT YOUR WIFE CHEATIN'!
While you at work she's with some dude tryin' to get off??!
F*** Gettin' Divorced, CUT THIS CHICKEN'S HEAD OFF!!
Dre: Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit?
Em: What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his...
Dre: Alright Shady. Maybe he's right Grady.
But think about the baby before you get all crazy.
Em: Okay! Thought about it, still wanna grab her?
kick Her Out of the House, get the daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard,
You gonna take advice from somebody that slapped DEE BARNES??!
Dre: Whatd'you say?
Em: What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?
Dre: I'm-a kill you motherfu-
Em: Ah-aahh! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton ya'll better make way??!
How in the Hell you gonna' tell this man not to be violent?
Dre: Cuz he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there done that...aw F*** it...
What am I sayin'? Blow 'em both Grady, where's your gun at?
("Blam", "reload", "Blam")